Missouri man arrested after machete attack in downtown Lawrence
That’s the actual headline of this LJW article.
I’m going to think of it as a metaphor for Saturday’s game:
Police spokesman Sgt. Dan Ward said the transient was sleeping under a blanket near 10th and Massachusetts streets about 11 p.m. Wednesday, when the 40-year-old suspect approached him and began hitting him with a machete.
Ward said the 42-year-old victim’s blanket and multiple layers of clothing prevented him from suffering any injuries.
Machete?
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October 28th, 2005 at 7:27 am
Was he using the sharp side or the dull side?
October 28th, 2005 at 12:16 pm
…cut his hand while beating the homeless man with the handle of the machete…